I have now come to the conclusion that I follow too many porn blogs on here, it’s unhealthy.

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Anonymous asked: hello. can i poo on you?

Yes.

@1 week ago

saaayuri asked: no?

I’ll count that as a question, love you.

@1 week ago with 1 note

pushh! keep going! what are you, man or mouse!?

pushh! keep going! what are you, man or mouse!?

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No-one has asked me anything in 6 months, change that please. 

@1 week ago